He's Bear
He's Bear
He's made of human hair
Poke his nose
And his head grows
He's Bear he's Bear he's BEAR!

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whoahhhh dude. dude...just...dude.
translation: bear #6 is out and UNEXPECTEDLY SPOOKY. for those of you that haven't read it yet (love of god WHY) it contains japanese horror TV scariness, looshkin playin' badminton with...looshkin, gangsta illin', DOOM MONKEY, and the enigmatic mister brownstone. oh and the flesh babies. aww.

jamie's put a drawing of jamie in this one! finally! he looks just like he does in the thing. thing? I mean real life. this is based on two glimpses walking around Brighton so far, and both times I was slightly taken aback to put it mildly and didn't manage to act upon said sighting. next time I intend FLYING NINJA RUGBY TACKLE! heh heh pow.

COMPETITION. following on from the halloweenie spooktacular of issue #6, we wanna see cult-of-bear becoming a hotbed for bear-based spinetinglingness. tingling. tingaling. OOH ice cream van!
so anyway. trick or treating, costumes, halloween pranks, whatever you want to do to show the cast of Bear celebrating the scariest night of the year.
Closing date is the 15th of October. A long time, perhaps, but this time I'd kind of like to have a competition with entries in it, just like all the other boys and girls. *sniff* I never had chocolate in my lunchbox...carrot sticks, but no chocolate...whyyyy?

and congratulations to the winner of Jamie's competition. we all have the envy for you and, should you ever meet a culter, we will slap you heartily on the back. just make sure you are innoculated against most toxins and you should be fine. this is assuming you are not a culter yourself. I can not be bothered to go and check. pikachu was involved I believe.

oh and if this entry has some stupid garbage text in it it's because I have lost the ability to copy/paste with any accuracy into DA. very frustrating, though not as frustrating as being a big fat gangsta mofo and having your cap-gun-wieldin' arm sliced off with a hedge trimmer. man that must suck, yo.

love and a pet looshkin psyche EEE I WANT ONE IN A JAR,
erinf, who likes the word culter what she has just invented a little too much.

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The Esteemed And Fluffy Members:


LINKS
[link] is Jamie Smart’s general site, featuring pritty graphics, many a kerrazee yarn and a hyperventilating reindeer.
[link] will take ya straight to the official Bear site, including How To Draw Bear, much inspired ramblings and a link to the T-shirt page.
[link] is Jamie Smart’s Livejournal, with many a shiny update and news about stuff.
[link] is an amazing felloe da-er who has actually completed a Bear short animation and man does it rock. you can get to it through this link.

AFFILIATES!
is the bestest non-slash Jhonen Vasquez club on DA. Go prod ‘em!